p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
