Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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