also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want to make out with him forever
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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