Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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