What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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