It's just like the Real World with babies
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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