just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
accomplished twins. life is a go
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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