Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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