Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
that may or may not have been my penis.
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