Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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