great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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