You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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