Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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