Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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