This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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