terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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