Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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