For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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