..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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