Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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