Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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