Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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