How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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