I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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