I wanna bring you to show and tell
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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