Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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