when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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