Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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