38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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