don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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