she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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