I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Success! We fucked roommates!
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