she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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