Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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