Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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