You surviving the open bar?
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You may now shotgun with the bride
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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