Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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