do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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