he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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