ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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