What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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