A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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