I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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