does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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