At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Randomize
