Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
In America we eat man semen.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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