How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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