just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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