Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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