You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
please don't ironically join a cult
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